Trees

The Fruits of My Research - Trees
Following on from the discovery that birds aren’t free, I have been researching trees. Incredibly, I have learnt that no acorn can germinate, no Sakura can blossom or apple tree fruit without permission from the person in charge of trees at FIA (Féderation Intérnationale des Arbres). Far from being free to grow in forests, woods, parks or little pots in Japan, trees are strictly regulated. Just like the birds in yesterday’s posting, trees are at the mercy of the exploitative leaders they elected. The Heads of Trees currently under investigation are; Woody Woodpecker in the US, Basildon Bond in the UK and Mme Hachette in France. All of them are suspected of making substantial personal gain from abusing their positions in control of all the trees in their countries. The fact that they were all democratically elected leads to only one conclusion – trees are pretty poor judges of character. Thank heavens humans are much smarter.
Famous Trees
Yggdrasil (qv), Treebeard, Tea, Gum,