Mars

The Fruits of My Research - Mars
Mars is getting closer to earth. Scientists believe that this is due to its orbiting pattern. The truth however is that Mars, like the other planets, is on some galactic theme park queuing system. It will get to within 10 minutes of earth then be whisked off into space in another loop to approach Earth again and again without ever getting here. This is how planets work. The reason these things take an awful long time is that real estate prices are much lower in space than on earth, thus putting less pressure on galactic theme park owners to pack more attractions into each square mile. Put simply, there is more space in space (clue in the name). Why do asteroids hit earth? Simply because they are the white track-suited teenagers of outer space and don’t see the need to follow the lanes around and around. In the theme park that is outer space, comets are the children’s entertainers who keep the queues of planets and their little moons and satellites amused as they wait endlessly to get to Earth