Birds

The Fruits Of My Research - Birds
All is not well in the world of birds. To the untrained eye, birds are free to do as they please in nature. The reality is somewhat different. Birds are in fact strictly regulated. No bird can breed, migrate, nest or deliver human babies without express permission from FIB (the “Federation Internationale des Oiseaux”). This regulatory body controls all aspect of avian life. It has just elected British naturalist Bill Oddie to serve as CEO at its global headquarters in Alcatraz. He is effectively in charge of birds worldwide. His first job will be to sort out allegations of improper practice against three heads of national bird federations. Colonel Sanders in the US, Bernard Matthews in the UK and Gerard Bourgoin in France all face charges of abusing their positions of power for personal gain. All 3 deny the allegations but the bird world aren’t happy and want action. "Words are cheap, action is better" said one protester.
Famous Birds
Tweety Pie, Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Big Bird, Sam the Eagle