Postmodern Pat

Song to the tune of “Postman Pat”, the once popular children’s TV programme theme tune:

Postmodern Pat, Postmodern Pat
Postmodern Pat always talks a lot of crap,
Uses words like ”über”
Drives a Mini Cooper
He gets all his ideas from better men

Postmodern Pat, Postmodern Pat
Postmodern Pat and his leather man bag
Wakes up deconstructing
The essence of the zeitgeist
His cat thinks he’s a really shallow man.