New Year's Resolutions

Here are my New Year's resolutions:

To write my resolutions down on time next year.
To fight for world peace.
To support a winning sports team for once in my life (I have applied for Australian citizenship).
To drink less than my bodyweight in tea at least one day a week.
To be kind to small animals. With the exception of possums in New Zealand. It’s OK to kill them.
To only play my guitar with headphones on the amplifier. I like Bill and Ted’s Wyld Stallyns, the neighbours don’t.
To not watch any Big Brother or BB spin off programmes as it only makes me cross and use language that is inappropriate in an educated man.
To find a beat in music that I am dancing to, and once found, to try and move in time to it. My old excuse that Yorkshiremen are descended from Cubans has been rumbled by the other people at my dance club.
Or is that "rumba’d"?
To not try comic wordplay, I'm no good at it and it isn't funny.