Sunday, November 19, 2006

Sportsmen - are you committed enough?

There has never been more pressure on top tevel sportsmen than there is today. Now that the normal rules of maths have been overturned by semi-numerate athletes interviews allow us to see just how committed our heroes really are. The only problem is that saying "I gave 100% out there today" only marks you out as a slacker. Most professionals give "120%" or "150%" so my advice is to claim that you give "a million %" in every game. That way it'll take years for your team mates to catch you up.

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