Safe Sex

The Fruits of My Research - Safe Sex

The term “safe sex” describes the process by which strongboxes reproduce. Despite the name, “safe sex” can be quite a dangerous activity and protection is therefore recommended. When approaching a rutting strongbox it is advisable to keep downwind and wear a pair of tights/pantyhose over one’s head.Carrying a shotgun can also prove to be a useful precaution. If the strongbox is not obviously aroused, be careful, as it may still be “in heat” and can generate dangerously high temperatures which is why strapping dynamite to it is never recommended.