I want to look "alluring"

I’m not a handsome man so I asked a plastic surgeon if he could do something to make me look “alluring”. He said he could, but it would be a major undertaking and would cost €100,000.

When I explained that my budget was about €5, he said he could only manage to make me look “enigmatic” for that amount. I accepted his quote and within seconds, he’d shaved my eyebrows off so that I looked enigmatic, just like the Mona Lisa.