How the North East has changed

This is the 2009 version of an old favourite "When the Boat Comes In":

Come here, maw little Jacky,
Now aw've smok'd mi backy,
Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
Till the boat comes in.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev Spider Crab, Lemon and Lemon Thyme Risotto with Tea Smoked Scallops, Pan Fried Grey Mullet, Spinach and a Beurre Noisette on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev Spider Crab, Lemon and Lemon Thyme Risotto with Tea Smoked Scallops, Pan Fried Grey Mullet, Spinach and a Beurre Noisette when the boat comes in.

You can't not love the Hairy Bikers.