The butterfly - a peom

I wish I was a butterfly
But not just any butterfly
Not a larva
Not a pupa
But a complete
and utter butterfly

The moth - a peom

I wish I was a moth
But not just any moth
A big moth
A huge moth
A bloody great behemoth

Failed TV PIlots #23- Dalek Masterchef

Dalek Masterchef:

Mr Dalek, what's the best way to prepare chicken?
"Marinate, marinate"
And your favourite way to preserve coconut?
"Dessicate, dessicate"
And what should we do with the two pompous presenters on the show?
"Exterminate, exterminate"